Happy Women Days Obama Got Sex Changed Funny US Politician Pictures


Happy Women Days Obama Got Sex Changed Funny US Politician Pictures
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John Kerry with College Girls Where he is Looking Funny US Politicians

John Kerry College Girls
John Kerry with College Girls Where he is Looking Funny US Politicians
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Funny Pictures of Obama as Warrior on Newsweek Cover



Funny Pictures of Obama as Warrior on Newsweek Cover, Funny US Politicians Pictures
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And this is how Obama is seen by the dumb fools and little children.



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Michelle Obama Funny Pictures with Her Eating Habits Funny US Politicians


Michelle Obama Funny Pictures with Her Eating Habits Funny US Politicians



And, finally, here's the cutout itself, on a PNG file with a transparent background. Your move, comrades! 


 Nice one! In the meantime, FLOTUS has been focusing on the little guy - just like her husband before her.
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Funny Picture of Michelle Obama as Big Fat Lady Funny US Politicians

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Funny Picture of Michelle Obama as Big Fat Lady Funny US Politicians
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Obama and His Son Comments of US Politicians on Desire of Obama to Have Son

bama and His Son Comments of US Politicians on Desire of Obama to Have Son
Nancy Pelosi: "... he'd owe China $256,000,000 before he reaches puberty."

George Soros: "... he'd own a chauffeured tricycle."

Bill Clinton: "... he'd know what 'is' is."

Hillary Clinton: "I already have a son and his name is Bill."

Michael Bloomberg: "... he wouldn't be eating trans fats - or he'd be out of the will."

Harry Reid: "... he wouldn't smell like the unwashed masses visiting the Capitol."

Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "... his birth certificate wouldn't have PDF layers."

Donald Trump: "What Sheriff Joe said."

Al Sharpton: "... he wouldn't be a honky or one of them Jews."

Michael Moore: "... I wouldn't eat him as long as he doesn't get between me and the fridge."

Joe Biden: "I have a son? Have we met?"

Rosie O'Donnell: "... I'd keep him in a cage and train him to attack toupees, and then I'd invite Donald Trump over and open the cage."

Oprah: "... I'd keep him away from Rosie O'Donnell."

Anita Dunn: "... I'd name him Mao Tse-Dunn."

Eric Holder: "... I'd tell him he was conceived during fast and furious sex, then I'd smuggle him into Mexico."

Occupy Theoretician Elizabeth Warren: "... I'd wait for him to crap all over himself, then throw him at the police."

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: "... I'd hire Bill Maher to teach him manners and Anthony Weiner to teach him photography."

Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings: "I'd teach him to have safe sex - with me."

HHS Director Katherine Sebelius: "I'd give him an exemption from ObamaCare."

Mitt Romney: "I'd give him an exemption from RomneyCare."

John Edwards: "... I'd bequeath to him my secret to silky, sensuous, and coquettish man-hair."

Al Gore: "... I'd cut his feet off so I wouldn't have to worry about his carbon footprint."

Science Czar John Holdren: "I can't have a son; I cut my testicles off so I can sleep at night not worrying about overpopulation."

An anonymous Georgetown Law Student: "Having blown my entire trust fund on contraceptives, I damn well better not get pregnant with a son!"

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg: "... I'd send him off to South Africa, they have a better constitution."

CNN host Soledad O'Brien: "... I'd read him fairy tales, starting with Critical Race Theory."

MSNBC host Chris Mathews: "... I'd tell him bedtime stories of the adventures of the heroic knight, Sir Barry Obama, u
Robert F. Kennedy XXXLXVII: "... I'd name him 'Robert F. Kennedy XXXLXVIII.'"

Charlie Sheen: "... I'd pay him to go away."
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Molana Fazal ur Rehman Enjoying with Beautiful Girls Funny Pakistani Politicians



Molana Fazal ur Rehman Enjoying with Beautiful Girls Funny Pakistani Politicians
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Altaf Hussian Funny Picture as Child Body Builder Funny Pakistani Politicians


Altaf Hussian Funny Picture as Child Body Builder Funny Pakistani Politicians
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Asif Ali Zardari with Dancing Girls Funny Pakistani Politicians

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Asif Ali Zardari with Dancing Girls Funny Pakistani Politicians
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Nawaz Sharif and Shahbaz Sharif in Local Wrestler Getup Funny Pakistani Politicians


ads Nawaz Sharif and Shahbaz Sharif in Local Wrestler Getup Funny Pakistani Politicians
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Baba Ramdev Funny Pictures of Indian Politicians


Baba Ramdev Funny Pictures of Indian Politicians


Baba Ramdev Funny Pictures of Indian Politicians
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Funny Video of Angla Markel and Nicolus Sarkozi Love Story


Funny Video of Angla Markel and Nicolus Sarkozi Love Story, from bed to mountains and in cars true love story.
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Funny Russian President Drunk at G-8 Summit Video


Funny Russian President Drunk at G-8 Summit Video

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Funny Politicians Video of US Politicians Collection of Funny Moments


Funny Politicians Video of US Politicians Collection of Funny Moments
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Funny Picture of Sonia Gandhi Pregnant

Funny Picture of Sonia Gandhi Pregnant 
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Funny and Sexy Picture of Sonia Gandhi


Funny and Sexy Picture of Sonia Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi 9 December 1946) is an Italian-born Indian politician, who has served as President of the Indian National Congress party since 1998. She is the widow of former Prime Minister of IndiaRajiv Gandhi who belonged to the Nehru–Gandhi family. After her husband's assassination in 1991, she was invited by Congress leaders to take over the government; but she refused and publicly stayed away from politics amidst constant prodding from the party. She finally agreed to join politics in 1997; in 1998, she was elected as President of the Congress.
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Funny Picture of All Leading Politicians Taking Bath in a Tubs


Funny Picture of All Leading Politicians Taking Bath in a Tubs, zardari, gillani, atizaz,, musharf, altaf, rehman malik
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Funny Picture of Advani in Formula One Race Funny Indian Politicians


Funny Picture of Advani in Formula One Race Funny Indian Politicians
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Reasons Why Indian Politicians Behave Like Kids and Think Others As Goof



Reasons Why Indian Politicians Behave Like Kids and Think Others As Goof

They Think They Are All Powerful


FAIL = Indian Politicians
WHAT?
We all know that one kid in school who thought he was so strong that he could do anything. He was also egged on by “Pokemon” or “Dragonball Z” or “WWE”. Either way, he was always confident of his physical power and went into fights confidently. Naturally, on one particular fight, he would end up getting owned and would whimper away.
AND?
The Indian politician is like this. Clearly, he thinks he is strong and untouchable and immovable. That explains why they stay on as party presidents for 2000 years. Unfortunately, whatever goes “up” must also come “down”. Basic law of nature. Right? That’s how Thala Newton mythically discovered gravity and tortured us for 8 years of our lives. DAMN YOU TO EATING APPLES IN HEAVEN ALWAYS NEWTON!!!
Someone should tell the Indian politician that they can’t stay on their pedestal for ever. Sooner or later, they will fall. Then it will be Epic LULZ!
Indian Citizen?
They are like the idiot parents who don’t care for their kids because “it’ll all become fine one day” or just a plain “what can I do?”. 

They Think They Know Everything


Like this guy
WHAT?
That stupid know-it-all. In class, in your apartment building, in your life, in the playground, anywhere, there always exists this idiot know it all who is so supremely confident about what he knows (even if its utter shit, which it will be), that he won’t admit to anything else!!
And then, if he is wrong, he will give some far-fetched stories about how he is not wrong or how he thought he was right or some lame assed bullshit like that.
AND?
The Indian politician is like this. They make up stories and conspiracy theories as to why something is happening, because clearly they cannot wrap their heads around the fact that people apart from them have brains and feelings and voices and balls. That’s why Manish Tiwary sought to brand Anna Hazare an RSS agent : because only the BJP and the Hindutva groups can think of standing up to the Congress. A social activist? ROFL!! Get real, buddy.
Indian Citizen?
Like any irresponsible parent, the Indian citizen does not put the politician in his place when he starts ranting and blabbering. “Hey there kiddo! You’re wrong!! Make that mistake again and we will spank your sorry ass!!” is a not seen often dialogue. They just keep quiet, because kids will be kids, right?
Right…

They Get Easily Offended And Never Admit To Their Faults


STOP CRYING!!! ANYTHING IF YOU STOP CRYING!!
WHAT?
So there I was, walking along one day, minding my own business when this kid smacked a ball into my face! I accused him of being a bad footballer and told him he will never ever be like Cristiano Ronaldo, even though I did not know him. He started crying and ran away. Does that make me a bully? I don’t know. Football on face usually makes me a large green man, also known as Hulk. It’s painful, ya. He also did not say sorry, because I was clearly in the way of his 720 degree super curled shot. It was my fault.
AND?
Politicians are the same. They are easily offended and hardly ever admit to their mistakes. Accuse one of wrong doing, and even if you are just a normal person who has done no wrong, they will bring dirt up from somewhere, nowhere or Mars if they feel like it. Like it happened with the good Anna Hazare.
“Yo maan, this corruption shit aint chill” says Hazare to Random Congress Idiot
“Who forced you in on this? How come you did not protest during BJP rule? You are an RSS SPY!! SPY I TELL YOU!!!”, sez Random Congress Idiot.
“Lulz you gettin ur ass kicked maan” replied Hazare, before floating to exactly 143.6 m and sleeping at 56′ to the horizontal. He is BOSS, he is BEAST and Congress getting they asses whooped next elections.
Indian Citizens?
We don’t teach them what is right or wrong and have never taught them even the vaguest concept of accountability. If they do a mistake, replace them, instead of keeping them. Do not condone their stupidity and irritating arrogance. Put them in their place, or replace them.
Of course this metaphor would be criminal in real life and you will get thrown in jail if you “replace” your disobedient kid (whatever replace means :S) but as long as you get the metaphor, I am happy.

They Can Be Easily Bribed Into Doing Things They Don’t Want To Do


Pictured : Some sweet intra-political bribing. That kid is voting for the other kid.
WHAT?
Hahahaha!! OWNED, right? We ALL know this example. Kid > not studying >  give him chocolate > studying. I had to bribe that asshole kid to do his job!! DAMNIT!! What a eerily similar situation we have with our “powerful” netas.
AND?
Well, as I said 4 lines ago, it is an eerily similar situation with our netas and their minions and puppy dog suck up “loyal” fans. “I WANT MY LICENSE” you say, well pay 1000 bucks to get it extra fast“I WANT MY WATER TO BE CLEAN” you say. Well, pay 100000 bucks and get it done. They will be unhappy otherwise.
Indian citizens?
We have brought up a bunch of spoilt brats who think they’ll get everything when they demand it. Clearly, the concept hasn’t caught on yet fully. If we stop spoiling them now before it gets worse, then life at home, ergo, India, will improve mucho pronto. They will whine and cry, but once they get to know that they ain’t getting shit until they do their shit, they’ll fall in place. Amiright?

They Are Actually Stupid


Not pictured : IQ > 0
WHAT?
Yeah! You know that kid who just sits and digs his nose. And when you ask him to remove his shovel from his nostril, he just turns around and continues to do it. “If you can’t see me, I ain’t doin’ it”, yells his immature logic. Then you remove the shovel from his hand and handcuff him to the dog, saying “exercise is good for ya, you little punk” with a satisfied smile.
AND?
Well Indian politicians are like that. If you can’t see them, they did not do it. If you saw them, however, then “the due process of the law” must take place. They have used that phrase so many times its a cliche for politicians. We should call them Duelawprocessors instead. They think we don’t know of their hijinks. They think we can’t do anything about it. They think we don’t care.
Indian citizens?
We are mighty irresponsible by being passive to their nonsense. Instead of saying “get a life, loser and set your house straight before I whoop your sorry ass”, we say, “abey chal hut! what can we do?”. How sad. If only the parents we’re more responsible, their kids will be better too.
And incase you did not get it SO far, this post is an extended metaphor for democracy. Politicians exist only because of citizens. It’s time our leaders in India learnt that hard, hard, cold fact or prepare for some 3:16.

I just had to use this somewhere
“Time to go, brat”

Oh but YOU HAVE TO IMPROVE!!! Otherwise NO CHOCOLATE!!


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Funny Picture of Joyti as Indian Politician


Funny Picture of Joyti as Indian Politician
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Funny Spelling Errors in Banners of Election Campaign in India


Funny Spelling Errors in Banners of Election Campaign in India, M. krishnappaji
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Funny Indian Politicians Sleeping is Assembly


Funny Indian Politicians Sleeping is Assembly , to include chidumburm and Shella Dixt
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Funny Indian Politicians Group Photo of Alll of them


Funny Indian Politicians Group Photo of Alll of them
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Pictures of Funny Names of US Politicians Strange Names


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